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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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