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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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