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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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