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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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