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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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