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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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