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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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