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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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