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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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