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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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