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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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