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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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