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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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