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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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