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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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