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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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