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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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