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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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