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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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