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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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