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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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