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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

996

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

959

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

967

What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

956

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

972

What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

975