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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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