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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a person who closes a window because it's too drafty?

A draft dodger.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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