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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Rock and roll.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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