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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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