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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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