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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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