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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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