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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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