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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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