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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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