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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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