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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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