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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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