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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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