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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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