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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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