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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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