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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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