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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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