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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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