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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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