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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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