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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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