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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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