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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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