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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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