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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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