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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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