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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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