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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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