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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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