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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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