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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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