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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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