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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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