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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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