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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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