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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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