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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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