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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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