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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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