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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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