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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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