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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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