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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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