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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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