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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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