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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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