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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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