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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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