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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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