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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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