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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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