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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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