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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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