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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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