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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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