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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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