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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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