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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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