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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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