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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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