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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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