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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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