Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

1216
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

2605
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

929
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

2393
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

686
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

1668
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

1763
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

3062
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

404
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

889
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

1193
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

1751