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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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