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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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