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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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