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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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