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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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