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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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