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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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