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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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