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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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