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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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