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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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